Ossu. Ore gotoku kyo nyu, matawa manko.Tumblr (3.0; @finiteknives)http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4e559606ceda98ce9f1d1603cc8459c8/tumblr_mn7i64zH1E1s9x6z8o1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/760a30d9fa4cedce750fab6e5b4cc808/tumblr_mn7i64zH1E1s9x6z8o2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5dceadea4d4100f8ccd08471f22d8ab3/tumblr_mn7i64zH1E1s9x6z8o3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e84f0d8d3f462a45cc554534002bc3a0/tumblr_mn7i64zH1E1s9x6z8o4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51293670414http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51293670414Sat, 25 May 2013 06:45:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3ab490d48d4a886a821c4c97b5a76217/tumblr_mna54ztyrY1ru2by6o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51287015145http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51287015145Sat, 25 May 2013 03:08:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls1q08FF6J1qb9pa3o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51239030967http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51239030967Fri, 24 May 2013 14:34:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/08527ced53e458dc5937452121e12bba/tumblr_mlwae6S4Yw1qap92lo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><span>I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU</span></p> <p>ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT</p> </blockquote>http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51238883228http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51238883228Fri, 24 May 2013 14:32:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bec1b1429c6ce6e6d9684c9b7466a701/tumblr_mn648pAZLI1qmrbzio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahsexanddrugs.tumblr.com/post/51210026664" class="tumblr_blog">fuckyeahsexanddrugs</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>yin and yang</p></blockquote>http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51238637445http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51238637445Fri, 24 May 2013 14:27:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed359a346ee4030c7f3c09ea981bd16d/tumblr_ml26ubgGy31rncbneo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chemicaldarkshine.tumblr.com/post/47826756741/hardestcopy-bijou1986-a-mom-went-to-have">chemicaldarkshine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hardestcopy.tumblr.com/post/47824335060/bijou1986-a-mom-went-to-have-dinner-with-her">hardestcopy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bijou1986.tumblr.com/post/47647121351/a-mom-went-to-have-dinner-with-her-son-who-lives">bijou1986</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span class="fbPhotosPhotoCaption" id="fbPhotoPageCaption"><span class="hasCaption">A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.<br/>During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.<br/><br/>Over the course of the evening, while<span class="text_exposed_show"> watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.<br/><br/>About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”<br/><br/>He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:<br/><br/>Hey Mom<br/>I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.<br/>Love,<br/>Your Son.<br/><br/>A couple days later he got a response from his mother:<br/><br/>Dear Son,<br/>I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.<br/>When are the two of you coming for dinner?<br/>Love,<br/>Mom</span></span></span></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/cf695a892d01765c698cbfa860d9a9b7/tumblr_inline_ml65tpAuka1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p><strong>BEST MOM</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>I’m cr<em><strong>YING</strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51238617866http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51238617866Fri, 24 May 2013 14:27:29 -0400<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/finiteknives/51238505210/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_51238505210" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sonnkate.tumblr.com/post/51211346407/pug-gets-scolded-by-owner-and-takes-it-to" class="tumblr_blog">sonnkate</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote> <p>Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart </p> </blockquote> <p>Oh my god this is why I want a pug</p></blockquote>http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51238505210http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51238505210Fri, 24 May 2013 14:25:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d5bcc13ff713cea87b51effb01e3514e/tumblr_mn9ny5Pack1qc0jiao1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c29eac19e5c1d44412dec33d8d12529/tumblr_mn9ny5Pack1qc0jiao2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6cf0afeed796d05cfb16807a6304ba14/tumblr_mn9ny5Pack1qc0jiao3_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51238218672http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51238218672Fri, 24 May 2013 14:20:33 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slydig.tumblr.com/post/50767375062/tsarbucks-slydig-dont-be-mean-be-median">slydig</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tsarbucks.tumblr.com/post/50767315820/slydig-dont-be-mean-be-median-or-mode">tsarbucks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slydig.tumblr.com/post/50767300758/dont-be-mean">slydig</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>dont be mean </p> </blockquote> <p>be median or mode</p> </blockquote> <p>damn math fandom bloggers</p> </blockquote>http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51139890234http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51139890234Thu, 23 May 2013 06:19:42 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inbox.tumblr.com/post/51080481300">inbox</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“smoking is unattractive” yeah so is complaining</p> </blockquote>http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51118238812http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51118238812Wed, 22 May 2013 22:17:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/515398c469872c7578eb79d15ed5faf3/tumblr_mn7qvc4diE1r6qguso3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5ee1e6376368cbab78c6b3df77bf0686/tumblr_mn7qvc4diE1r6qguso1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7029932115922f170a5788a041d758c3/tumblr_mn7qvc4diE1r6qguso2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hailldope.tumblr.com/post/51105079846/the-leg-kick-before-a-female-starts">hailldope</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>“<span>The </span>leg<span> kick </span>before<span> a female starts to </span>twerk<span> symbolizes the shackles of 400 years of </span>slavery<span> and oppression being broken. God bless America”</span></em></p> </blockquote>http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51117065488http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51117065488Wed, 22 May 2013 22:03:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c389808f0e8306935d4a3894f51a902f/tumblr_mmx1diXwyT1qcqqpjo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9ad9d7f00460be655ac066d68ce4cd17/tumblr_mmx1diXwyT1qcqqpjo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5315e65b6b4547cfd1cd916b8b1f5c49/tumblr_mmx1diXwyT1qcqqpjo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/71f6db38627b0fb6a94de4ae8893c30f/tumblr_mmx1diXwyT1qcqqpjo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f67af4a98df028df355dab8292562606/tumblr_mmx1diXwyT1qcqqpjo6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f663acc0a1bc83d16de018f8d63cf058/tumblr_mmx1diXwyT1qcqqpjo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/50621208658/a-national-treasure">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A national treasure</p> </blockquote>http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51116307809http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51116307809Wed, 22 May 2013 21:53:54 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4ee24ef1eed9a6ce7d1ae34544f8d50b/tumblr_mn7xwdNFCL1qam9bro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://dreambeam.tumblr.com/post/51095403863/due-to-my-strong-personal-convictions-i-wish-to" class="tumblr_blog">dreambeam</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that this image in no way endorses a belief in the “JIF” pronunciation. </p></blockquote>http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51113941596http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51113941596Wed, 22 May 2013 21:24:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/582bdb604f063dc51edfcbaca6896095/tumblr_mn5l22E2q31qeo1dvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahmedicalstuff.tumblr.com/post/50991047832/polish-heart-surgeon-after-23-hours-long-heart">fuckyeahmedicalstuff</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span class="fbPhotosPhotoCaption" id="fbPhotoSnowliftCaption"><span class="hasCaption">Polish heart surgeon after 23 hours long heart transplantation. Surgery was succesful. His assistant is sleeping on the floor (1987)</span></span></p> </blockquote>http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51113783038http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51113783038Wed, 22 May 2013 21:22:45 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2gjo4MqEX1rpb55ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51100592402http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51100592402Wed, 22 May 2013 18:27:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/10e97949b8b3bb98690770e48976011c/tumblr_mizt66jZpQ1r0wqrdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://teebag.tumblr.com/post/51036757391/i-dont-get-it" class="tumblr_blog">teebag</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I DON’T GET IT</p></blockquote>http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51053754559http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51053754559Wed, 22 May 2013 02:10:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f9bcc904cc18b4492e239f70201f6d58/tumblr_mj757mzvBA1rs1xsxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tremblingcolors.tumblr.com/post/44634122497/rough-ethiopian-opal-mezezo-fire">tremblingcolors</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Rough Ethiopian Opal (Mezezo Fire)</p> </blockquote>http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51020988292http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51020988292Tue, 21 May 2013 18:32:04 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/85bd9232ad4d5a44149b669952e51e7b/tumblr_mkos2up1fP1s1popdo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://purpbanga.tumblr.com/post/50128779914/bikes-tunes-tats-n-booze-suppabored-i-woke">purpbanga</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bikes-tunes-tats-n-booze.tumblr.com/post/47796776421/suppabored-i-woke-up-in-that-new-bugatti">bikes-tunes-tats-n-booze</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://suppabored.tumblr.com/post/47631964805/i-woke-up-in-that-new-bugatti">suppabored</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>I WOKE UP IN THAT NEW BUGATTI</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>currently dying</p> </blockquote> <p>Lmao idiots</p> </blockquote>http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51020925575http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51020925575Tue, 21 May 2013 18:31:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkn663ObMU1qfv5vuo1_r2_500.gif"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><big><big><big><strong>THE POWER OF THE VAGINA</strong></big></big></big></p> <div><big><big><big> look at the gravitational pull of her vagina! he gets sucked right into it </big></big></big></div> </blockquote>http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51020917456http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51020917456Tue, 21 May 2013 18:31:09 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fda465a2961b30a7f64c5c1abb155067/tumblr_mn5ve8d8eB1qa5045o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://urhajos.tumblr.com/post/51004956719/x-ray-by-mrbonecracker" class="tumblr_blog">urhajos</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://mrbonecracker.deviantart.com/art/x-ray-265897770">x-ray</a> by ~<a href="http://mrbonecracker.deviantart.com/">MrBonecracker</a></p></blockquote>http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51020907823http://finiteknives.tumblr.com/post/51020907823Tue, 21 May 2013 18:31:03 -0400